'===========================================================================
' Subject: DOS WITH A BAD ATTITUDE            Date: 09-02-97 (15:36)       
'  Author: Davey W. Taylor                    Code: QB, QBasic, PDS        
'  Origin: audio.squad@mailbox.swipnet.se   Packet: DOS.ABC
'===========================================================================
'ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--ÄÄÄ--Ä -ù  ù
'³          ** DOS WITH A BAD ATTITUDE **
'³         ** more intelligent version! **
'³ 
'³            Created by Davey W Taylor
'³   
'³ This little program should annoy any DOS user.
'³ It will not do anything unless you say PLEASE
'ÀÄÄÄÄÄ--ÄÄù-  ù   ù
' ** If you have any comments / suggestions / questions, my email is: **
' ** audio.squad@mailbox.swipnet.se                                   **

CLS
PRINT
DO

 SHELL "CD>~diskop.tmp"                'Write CD(Current Directory :) to file
 OPEN "~diskop.tmp" FOR INPUT AS #1
  LINE INPUT #1, n$                    'Read current dir
 CLOSE #1
 KILL "~diskop.tmp"
 p$ = n$

 DO
  PRINT p$ + ">";                       'Print prompt
  LINE INPUT "", n$                     'Get command
 LOOP UNTIL n$ <> ""

 IF UCASE$(RIGHT$(n$, 6)) = "PLEASE" AND LEN(n$) <> 6 THEN
  ok% = 1
  n$ = LEFT$(n$, LEN(n$) - 6)
 END IF

 n$ = n$ + " "

 cmd$ = LEFT$(n$, INSTR(n$, " ") - 1)  'Get the command
 par$ = MID$(n$, INSTR(n$, " ") + 1)   'Get the command parameters

 SELECT CASE UCASE$(cmd$)              'Check command
  CASE "CD"
   SHELL n$
  CASE "STOP"
   PRINT "HEHEHE!!!"
  CASE "WHAT", "WHY", "WHERE", "HOW", "WHEN", "WHO"
   RESTORE Q
   FOR n% = 1 TO INT(RND * 3) + 1: READ o$: NEXT n%
   PRINT o$
  CASE "PLEASE"
   IF r$ <> "" THEN
please:
    RESTORE o
    FOR n% = 1 TO INT(RND * 2) + 1: READ o$: NEXT n%
    PRINT o$
    IF UCASE$(r$) = "EXIT " THEN END
    IF UCASE$(r$) = "EXIT  " THEN END
    SHELL r$
    r$ = ""
   END IF
  CASE ELSE
   IF ok% = 1 THEN r$ = n$: GOTO please
   RESTORE C
   FOR n% = 1 TO INT(RND * 5) + 1: READ o$: NEXT n%
   PRINT o$
   r$ = n$
 END SELECT
 ok% = 0
LOOP

Q:
DATA "Don't even try to ask me anything!!!"
DATA "What makes you think I would answer that?"
DATA "I don't answer questions!"
C:
DATA "No way!"
DATA "Forget it!
DATA "Why should I?"
DATA "Say PLEASE!!!"
DATA "You forgot to say the magic word!!!"
o:
DATA "Well, alright..."
DATA "OK, then..."