'===========================================================================
' Subject: SQUAWK (ANNOYING SOUNDS)           Date: 04-17-87 (00:00)       
'  Author: Merlin R. Null                     Code: QB, QBasic, PDS        
'  Origin: SQUAWK,ANNOYING,SOUNDS           Packet: SOUND.ABC
'===========================================================================
DEFINT A-X
RANDOMIZE TIMER
Cuckoo$ = "T120L16MLO3BF#"
Zap$ = "T255L64MLO4BAGFEDC<BAGFEDEC<BAGFEDC<BAGFEDC<BAGFEDC"
Tifweet$ = "T255L32O4mlDGD<G>DGDDGDGBAGF#EE"
Zang1$ = "T255L64MLO2BCADGEFEGDACBCADGEFEGDACB"
Zang2$ = "T255L64MLO3BCADGEFEGDACBCADGEFEGDACB"
Zang3$ = "T255L64MLO4BCADGEFEGDACBCADGEFEGDACB"
Zang4$ = "T255L64MLO5BCADGEFEGDACBCADGEFEGDACB"
Downer1$ = "T150L64MSO4BGEC<AFL16D"
Downer2$ = "T150L64MSO4BFC<GD<AL16E"
Downer3$ = "T150L64MSO4BE<AD<GC<L32F"
UpScale1$ = "T150L64MSO3DFA>CEGL16B"
UpScale2$ = "T120L64MSO2E.A.>D.G.>C.F.B."
UpScale3$ = "T150L64MSO0F>CG>DA>EB."
Tweedle$ = "T240L64MLO4EGEGEGCFCFCFGEGEGE"
Whoople$ = "T255L64O4CDEFGABO3CDEFGABO2CDEFGAB"
Bongee1$ = "T255L64MLO1BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP16>CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP32"
Bongee2$ = "T255L64MLO2BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP16>CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP32"
Bongee3$ = "T255L64MLO3BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP16>CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP32"
Bongee4$ = "T255L64MLO4BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP16>CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP32"
Uhoh1$ = "T255L64MLO1CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP16<BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP32"
Uhoh2$ = "T255L64MLO2CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP16<BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP32"
Uhoh3$ = "T255L64MLO3CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP16<BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP32"
Uhoh4$ = "T255L64MLO4CDEFGAB>CDEFGABP16<BAGFEDC<BAGFEDCP32"
BobWhite$ = "T120L16O4C#.P16T255L64mlC#DD#EFF#GG#AA#BO5CC#DD#EF"
Whung$ = "T255L32mlO3CD<CD>>CD<<CD>>CD<<CD>CD"
Phone2$ = "T240L64MLO4EGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG"
Tweet$ = "O4T255L64MLB-BB-BAGAG.>EGG>EGG"
Wolf$ = "T200L64MLO4C#DD#EFF#GG#AA#B>CC#DD#EFP8.<C#DD#EFF#GG#AA#B>CC#DD#EFED#DC#"
Fweet$ = "T255L64MsO4C#DD#EFF#GG#AA#B>CC#DD#EF"
COLOR 14, 1
CLS
LOCATE 3, 10
PRINT "Squawkers and Zangers and Off-Key Loud Clangers and Things that";
LOCATE 4, 10
PRINT "go Bleep in the Night.   (C) 1987 Merlin R. Null    version 1.0";
LOCATE 2, 1
COLOR 15, 1
PRINT TAB(6); "ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ"
PRINT TAB(6); "º";
LOCATE 3, 75
PRINT "º"
PRINT TAB(6); "º";
LOCATE 4, 75
PRINT "º"
PRINT TAB(6); "ÌÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  A  Cuckoo         N  Chang          a  Boingee 1      n Mew"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  B  Zap            O  Oh!            b  Boingee 2      o Tweet"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  C  Tifweet        P  Space 1        c  Boingee 3      p Phone"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  D  Zang 1         Q  Space 2        d  Boingee 4      q Phone"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  E  Zang 2         R  Gurgle         e  Uhoh 1         r Wolf"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  F  Zang 3         S  Spectre        f  Uhoh 2         s Siren"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  G  Zang 4         T  Grup 1         g  Uhoh 3         t Fweet"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  H  Downer 1       U  Grup 2         h  Uhoh 4         u Zhoup"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  I  Downer 2       V  Chirp          i  Bob White      v Vrowr"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  J  Downer 3       W  Waver          j  Whung          w Zhou"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  K  UpScale 1      X  Tweedle        k  Kazango        x Art"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  L  UpScale 2      Y  Blurp          l  Who 1          y Coo"
PRINT TAB(6); "º  M  UpScale 3      Z  Whoople        m  Who 2          z Squawk"
PRINT TAB(6); "ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ"
LOCATE 20, 29
COLOR 12, 1
PRINT "ÉÍÍÍÍÍ»";
LOCATE 21, 29
PRINT "º F10 º";
LOCATE 22, 29
PRINT "ÈÍÍÍÍͼ";
LOCATE 21, 37
COLOR 15, 1
PRINT "Cacophony";
LOCATE 24, 6, 1
PRINT "Noise (A-Z, a-z) or <Esc> to exit ? ";
WHILE X$ <> CHR$(27)
  IF DemoFlag THEN
    IF INKEY$ = "" THEN
      X = INT(RND * 52) + 65
      IF X > 90 THEN
        X = X + 6
      END IF
      X$ = CHR$(X)
    ELSE
      DemoFlag = 0
      LOCATE 24, 6
      PRINT STRING$(40, 32);
      LOCATE 24, 6, 1
      PRINT "Noise (A-Z, a-z) or <Esc> to exit ? ";
    END IF
  ELSEIF RandomSounds > 0 THEN
    X = INT(RND * 52) + 65
    IF X > 90 THEN
      X = X + 6
    END IF
    X$ = CHR$(X)
    RandomSounds = RandomSounds - 1
  ELSE
GetKey:
    X$ = INKEY$
    IF X$ = "" THEN GOTO GetKey
  END IF

  IF LEN(X$) = 2 THEN
    IF RIGHT$(X$, 1) = "D" THEN         '<F10>
      DemoFlag = -1
      LOCATE 24, 6
      PRINT STRING$(45, 32);
      LOCATE 24, 6, 0
      COLOR 12, 1
      PRINT "Press Any Key to Stop... ";
      COLOR 15, 1
    END IF
  ELSEIF X$ > "0" AND X$ < ":" THEN     '1-9
    RandomSounds = VAL(X$)
  END IF
  IF LEN(X$) = 1 AND X$ > CHR$(31) THEN
    IF DemoFlag THEN
      LOCATE 24, 31
      PRINT X$;
      LOCATE 24, 31
    ELSE
      LOCATE 24, 42
      PRINT X$;
      LOCATE 24, 42
    END IF
  END IF
  IF X$ = "A" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Cuckoo$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "B" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Zap$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "C" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Tifweet$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "D" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Zang1$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "E" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Zang2$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "F" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Zang3$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "G" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Zang4$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "H" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Downer1$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "I" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Downer2$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "J" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Downer3$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "K" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(UpScale1$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "L" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(UpScale2$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "M" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(UpScale3$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "N" THEN                  'Chang
    FOR J = 1 TO 4
      FOR I = 2000 TO 50 STEP -400
        SOUND I, .2
      NEXT
      FOR I = 800 TO 2000 STEP 400
        SOUND I, .2
      NEXT
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "O" THEN
    FOR I = 800 TO 2000 STEP 100        'Oh
      SOUND I, .2
    NEXT
    FOR I = 2000 TO 50 STEP -100
      SOUND I, .2
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "P" THEN
    FOR I = 1000 TO 40 STEP -20         'Space 1
      SOUND I, .2
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "Q" THEN
    FOR I = 10000 TO 500 STEP -500      'Space 2
      SOUND I, .2
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "R" THEN
    FOR I = 10 TO 50 STEP 10            'Gurgle
      FOR J = 50 TO 10 STEP -10
       SOUND I ^ 2 + J ^ 2, .1
      NEXT
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "S" THEN
    FOR Z = 1 TO 30 STEP .4             'Spectre
      SOUND (SIN(Z) + 40) * 50, .2
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "T" THEN
    FOR I = 10 TO 50 STEP 10            'Grup 1
      FOR J = 50 TO 10 STEP -10
        SOUND I * J, .1
      NEXT
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "U" THEN
    FOR I = 30 TO 70 STEP 10            'Grup 2
      FOR J = 70 TO 30 STEP -10
        SOUND I * J, .1
      NEXT
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "V" THEN
    FOR I = 30 TO 60 STEP 10            'Chirp
      FOR J = 60 TO 30 STEP -10
        SOUND I * J, .2
      NEXT
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "W" THEN
    FOR Z = 1 TO 30 STEP .7             'Waver
      SOUND (SIN(Z) + 20) * 30, .2
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "X" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Tweedle$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "Y" THEN
    FOR I = 1 TO 40                     'Blurp
      SOUND INT(RND * 1400) + 450, .1
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "Z" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Whoople$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "a" THEN                    'a
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Bongee1$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "b" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Bongee2$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "c" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Bongee3$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "d" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Bongee4$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "e" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Uhoh1$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "f" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Uhoh2$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "g" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Uhoh3$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "h" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Uhoh4$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "i" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(BobWhite$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "j" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Whung$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "k" THEN
    FOR I = 10000 TO 500 STEP -500      'Space 2
      SOUND I, .2
    NEXT
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Zap$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "l" THEN
    FOR Y = 10.2 TO 8.2 STEP -.2        'Who 1
      SOUND (TAN(Y) + 36) * 25, .8
      SOUND (SIN(Y) + 20) * 50, .4
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "m" THEN
    FOR Y = 10.2 TO 8.2 STEP -.2        'Who 2
      SOUND (TAN(Y) + 36) * 10, .8
      SOUND (SIN(Y) + 20) * 20, .4
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "n" THEN
    FOR Y = 10.8 TO 8 STEP -.1          'Mew
      SOUND (TAN(Y) + 50) * 25, .4
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "o" THEN
    FOR I = 1 TO 3
      PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Tweet$)
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "p" THEN
    FOR Y = 1 TO 10                     'Phone 1
      SOUND 1195, .4
      SOUND 2571, .4
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "q" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Phone2$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "r" THEN
    PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Wolf$)
  ELSEIF X$ = "s" THEN
    FOR Y = 1 TO 3                      'siren
      SOUND 550, 9
      SOUND 400, 9
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "t" THEN
    FOR I = 1 TO 2
      PLAY "X" + VARPTR$(Fweet$)
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "u" THEN
    FOR Z = 3 TO 9 STEP .2              'Zhoup
      SOUND 120 + Z ^ 4, .1
      SOUND 0, .1
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "v" THEN
    FOR Z = 9 TO 3 STEP -.1             'Vrowr
      SOUND 120 + Z ^ 4, .1
      SOUND 0, .1
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "w" THEN
    FOR I = 40 TO 15 STEP -1            'Zhou
      SOUND I * 90, .1
      SOUND I * 80, .1
      SOUND I * 70, .1
      SOUND I * 60, .1
      SOUND I * 50, .1
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "x" THEN
    FOR I = 1 TO 10                      'Art
      SOUND 1195 - 50 * I, .3
      SOUND 1195 + 50 * I, .3
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "y" THEN
    FOR I = 0 TO 150 STEP 10            'Coo
      SOUND 1295 - I, .4
      SOUND 1095 + I, .4
    NEXT
  ELSEIF X$ = "z" THEN                  'Squawk
    FOR I = 1 TO 20
      SOUND I * 50, .1
      SOUND I * 100, .1
      SOUND I * 150, .1
    NEXT
  END IF
WEND
END